- Bernie Tanaka: Alright, Mel, what happened?
- Mel Fujitzu: Look, Bernie, take it easy. So you took over the record company, but I'm the producer!
- Bernie Tanaka: You're the producer, so produce! Sit down!
- [Mel sits down]
- Mel Fujitzu: I got enough riding on these reptiles that go "wee."
- Bernie Tanaka: That go "wee?"
- Mel Fujitzu: We've got Cy shooting without a permit and the director's fed up to here!
- Bernie Tanaka: I told you Cy's the problem! That last video he made, it was a turkey! He's not worth the money we're paying him!
- Mel Fujitzu: We only raised him five grand, Bernie!
- Bernie Tanaka: Five grand...
- Mel Fujitzu: Which leads me to this. Cy's not the problem. It's those Dyna Kids messing up the schedule, acting like video police!
- Bernie Tanaka: Video police? So get the permit!
- Mel Fujitzu: Look, we'll finish this video and get it on MTV!
- Nigel Cochran: Hang on, bloody there! Otherwise I'm doing my own solo album with Lisa McCormmick! Or maybe even Dinah Shore!
- Bernie Tanaka: Nigel, sit down! You're exclusive to me! Besides, you can't even sing in English! Now Dinah Shore, now there's a girl with some huge... TALENT for the right video!
- Rhinoman: PARTY! Hey, man, where's the beer?
- [The Bloody Reptiles That Go Wee pop out of the ground]
- Dynayellow: Great, no beer, and all his friends are guys.
- [The lizards and the Dyna Kids fight]
- Rhinoman: Hey man, what do we do? The store's closed! Anyone got some Ozzy Osbourne?