Number One with a Bullet (1987)
Bobby Di Cicco: Malcolm
Quotes
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Det. Barzak : You're new around here. What's your name?
Malcolm : Malcolm.
Det. Barzak : Malcolm?
Malcolm : Yeah. What are you - welcome wagon?
Det. Barzak : Yeah. I've seen you oozing around the street. What is your scam?
Malcolm : Who me? Uh, I sell Amway products. Ha ha...
Det. Barzak : Yeah, ha ha. I catch you dealing any soap flakes in this neighborhood, I will cripple you.
Malcolm : I ain't afraid of no jive-ass cop, man. I KNOW my rights.
[turns to leave]
Det. Barzak : [puts him in a painful wrist lock] Malcolm: I am NOT your normal jive-ass cop, all right? And around here, you GOT no rights!
Malcolm : Oww! You must be 'Berzerk'!
Det. Barzak : You don't know the half of it, baby.
[throws him into a garbage pile]
Malcolm : [grunting in pain & cluthching his wrist] Aah...
Det. Barzak : Hey! Malcolm: have a nice day.
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Malcolm : [Attempting to intimidate Det. Barzak into stopping an interrogation and letting him go] On the homicide hit-parade, YOU are number one WID' A BULLET, Jack!
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Det. Barzak : [Malcolm is walking through a cemetery stealing flowers, then places them in front of an urn & begins to pray as he opens the urn] Ashes to ashes; dust to dust, huh man?
Malcolm : Aww, man... You guys ain't got no respect for the dead.
Det. Hazeltine : All right, come on out of there, Malcolm.
Det. Barzak : [Nick begins pulling bags of white powder from the urn, and tasting them] What do we got here? A little blow? A LOTTA blow. Hey, this is that black tar, isn't it?
Malcolm : Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking about getting into the roofing business.
Det. Barzak : [Nick opens a larger bag of yellowish powder & tastes it] What's this? This shit - what is it?
Malcolm : Actually, that's my mother.
Det. Barzak : [Spits the ashes back into the bag]