Vacation (1983)
Dana Barron: Audrey Griswold
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Quotes
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Cousin Vicki : I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold : So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki : Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
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[after driving off the road]
Ellen Griswold : I think I broke my nose.
Rusty Griswold : I stabbed my brain.
Audrey Griswold : I just got my period.
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Clark Griswald : [talking about Aunt Edna] She can't weigh more than 100 pounds.
Ellen Griswald : Oh, no. You can't just put her on the roof.
Audrey Griswald : Yes, he can!
Clark Griswald : You want me to strap her to the hood? She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something.
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Ellen Griswold : Lord, we loved this woman with all our heart.
Audrey Griswold : Let's not overdo it, mom.
Ellen Griswold : Shut up.
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Audrey Griswold : Mom, where can I go to the bathroom?
Ellen Griswold : Find a bush Audrey!
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Audrey Griswold : [Looking at Vicki's trophy for hog raising] Uh, don't take this personally, Vicki; but being a farmer isn't too cool you know.
Cousin Vicki : Oh, yeah? Well, how cool is this?
[Reaches under her bed and pulls out a shoebox full of marijuana]
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[looking at the dead Aunt Edna in the back seat]
Ellen Griswold : She must have passed away somewhere near Flagstaff. What are we going to do, Clark?
Clark Griswald : Well, we could leave her here and the first phone we pass, we could call your Cousin Normie and he could come and get her, I guess.
Ellen Griswold : That is the meanest, coldest...
Clark Griswald : Well what do you want me to do? Call Federal Express?
Audrey Griswold : Mom, we don't have to ride with a dead person, do we? Please say we don't!
Rusty Griswold : Yeah, come on, Mom. It'll be real easy for Cousin Normie to find her. All they have to do is look for the buzzards.
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Ellen Griswold : [after the bartender shoots at Clark] Clark, I don't think that was funny. A loud noise like that could damage the kids' hearing.
Clark Griswald : C'mon, Ellen. It looked real. Hell - I thought it was a real gun. Didn't you think it was real, honey?
Audrey Griswold : What?
Clark Griswald : I said didn't you think it was real?
Audrey Griswold : What?
Ellen Griswold : Oh are you happy now Clark? She's deaf.
Clark Griswald : Oh what the hell - it was fun anyway.
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Audrey Griswold : She breathed on me! A dead person breathed on me!