A Christmas Story (1983)
Ian Petrella: Randy Parker
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Quotes
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Randy : Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.
The Old Man : All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and I'll shove it in.
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Mother : [She enters the kitchen, as she finishes dinner and hears crying] Randy? Hi What's the matter? What you crying for?
Randy : [Crying] Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!
Mother : [Assuring him] No, he's not...
Randy : [Still upset] Yes, he is too!
Mother : [Assuring him] No, he's not! I promise you, Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie!
Mother : Why don't you come out of there?
[Randy shakes his head no]
Mother : No?
Mother : Would you like some milk?
[Randy nods yes]
Mother : You would?
[She pours a glass of milk and hands it to Randy]
Mother : here you go, all right see you later? Okay, bye.
[She closes the door as Randy cries]
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Schwartz : Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it'll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya.
Flick : Ah, baloney. What would your old man know about anything?
Schwartz : He knows, because he once saw a guy stick his tongue to a railroad track on a bet, and the fire department had to come get the guy's tongue off the track, because he couldn't get it off.
Randy : [is trying to catch up] C'mon, guys! Wait up! C'mon, guys! Wait up!