- Max: Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...
- Fritz: Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right.
- Max: Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn.
- [Accidentally shoots Fritz]
- Max: Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz!
- Avatar: [to companions] I'll be right down, Heroes!
- Avatar: [leading Peace by a rope] Allright, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip I've ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya.
- Peace: ...no pain...
- Avatar: ...And you'll be screaming for mercy in the first five seconds.
- Peace: Peace wants love... wants free... will help.
- Avatar: [jerks leash] Look, just get us there, ya got it?
- Hawk: Hey, c'mon Lardbottom, get up. Blackwulf's callin'.
- Lardbutt: I don't wanna go.
- Hawk: Hey, when Blackwulf calls, we go.
- Lardbutt: I don't wanna fight any more...
- Hawk: Ya gotta!
- Lardbutt: I don't wanna hurt things any more!
- Hawk: Hey... you're so stupid...
- Lardbutt: [jumps up] Listen, Hawk, I ain't stupid; Just listen! Y'know what I mean, trees, birds, butterflies? Everything's got a right to live! Y'know what I mean?
- Hawk: Hey... hey... waitaminnit...
- Lardbutt: Everything... everything's got a right to live... the butterflies... Why can't...
- Hawk: [kicks Lardbutt to get his attention] Blackwulf's got a secret weapon that makes us invincible. We can't lose.
- Lardbutt: [shoulders weapon, tramples Hawk] Right, left, right, left, right...
- Avatar: Now this, "Peace" here, he knows every step to Scorch. I've promised him life without pain, life without fear...
- Weehawk: I still don't trust him.
- Avatar: Hey! You're both forgettin' you have the protection of a powerful wizard, here!
- [levitates up to horse, lands backward in saddle]
- Avatar: Dammit...
- Elinore: [giggling] He's gettin' older, but not much bolder!
- [Both Weehawk and Elinore laugh and ride away]
- Avatar: I wonder if I packed my scotch...
- Elinore: [singing "Only Time Will Tell"] Time renews tomorrow. When we've used today. It will find the sorrow and wish it all away. Love can play a new tune. On this carousel. It may be tomorrow. But only time will tell. Somewhere in the darkness. There must be a light. Leading us together. Through the misty night. And maybe in the new dawn. We can break the spell. It may be tomorrow. But only time will tell. There can be a new dream. One for us to hold. Made with peace and hope and built upon the old. No one has the answer. To give away or sell. Tomorrow holds the secret. But only time will tell.
- Narrator: "The day will come, my brother, when I will return and make this a planet where mutants rule." Blackwolf headed off...
- [first lines]
- Narrator: An illuminating history bearing on the everlasting struggle for world supremacy fought between the powers of Technology and Magic.
- Narrator: In the good lands, they came back, arising from their long sleep. 'Fairies, elves, dwarves, 'the true ancestors of man. They lived happily in the good areas.
- Avatar: Science and technology were outlawed millions of years ago. And we must admit it's been a peaceful world since then.
- Blackwolf: Attention! Leaders of tomorrow's master race! The time has come, as I promised a time when I reveal to you, my loyal followers, the ancient secret of war. The key to creating hysteria, fear, *gods*.
- Elinore: They're really late now, aren't they, old wizard? Bad magic, isn't it? And if they don't show, you'll know no more than you did before.
- Elinore: Who will teach me all the magic I've left to learn? Only Avatar can make me a full-fledged fairy. As you can see, I'm only half there.
- Elinore: What's that old wizard been doing for four hours? If he's looking for answers from that assassin, my father's sword can get it quicker than brain reading.
- Fairy Mother: Stop, elf! Blood on blood flowing! Fathers and sons dying! Brothers and lovers spilling false hate and rivers of life flowing away. Fool elf! Think your sword is always quick, but what else? Think!
- Old Elf: My children, the only true technology is nature. All the other forms of man-made technology are perversions. The ancient dictators used technology to enslave the masses.
- Dumbo: What are we lookin' for?
- Louie: Hey, so dumb. We're looking for the priests, man, the priests.
- Dumbo: Why?
- Louie: I don't know. I guess cos you need God on your side, stupid.
- Avatar: I call upon all forces of darkness! Oh, winds of abysses howling through the stars and eons of centuries. O Lords of the Whirlwind, black, Grey and white, I call upon you! Oh, ever-increasing darkness, shapeless and mindless beings, corroded and rotten in your hearts, body and mind, I summon you from your ancient, timeless travels to ride the winds of blackness. And cabash!
- Abdul: We ambushed a wolf patrol, took everything except their women.
- Abdul: Avatar, you old fool! You've come! Ha-ha! Our father's returned! Ha-ha! Avatar, fighter! Avatar, father, mother, freedom, love, life!
- Abdul: When our world was young, so was mighty Avatar. Misty moons ago, he strode this planet like a messiah, curing radiation sickness from man and bird, cleaning the planet of its filth. It was Avatar who fought alongside my father against the first mutant attack. So now we have our messiah back again. He's going to destroy his brother for us. With what? A woman-child, one elf, and a moron robot.