The Great McGonagall (1975)
Spike Milligan: William McGonagall
Quotes
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William McGonagall : Is anything worn under the kilt?
John Brown : No, everything is in working order.
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William McGonagall : But for my age I too would have joined your army.
Queen Victoria : Oh come now, Mr McGonagall. You're only 45.
William McGonagall : Aye, that's my age but I do not...
Queen Victoria : Oh come now, join up. Join up and travel to distant and exotic places. Meet interesting and exciting people, and then kill them.