Schlock (1973)
Joseph Piantadosi: Ivan
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Quotes
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National Guard Captain : Well, looks like the guns got him.
Professor Shlibovitz : No... 'Twas beauty killed the beast.
Detective : [long beat] What's *wrong* with you?
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Joe Putzman : But surely, Professor Shlibovitz...
Professor Shlibovitz : No, that's Professor Shirley Shlibovitz. A strange quirk of my mother's.
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[after Professor Shlibovitz puts a piece of metal tubing over his head]
Joe Putzman : Excuse me once again, Professor. What is the purpose of that peculiar headgear?
Professor Shlibovitz : This particular helmet was designed by Dr. Heywood Floyd Jerome of the Acme Research Group.
Joe Putzman : Well, yes, I see, but why is it you're wearing it?
Professor Shlibovitz : I have no idea.