Doctor in Trouble (1970)
Harry Secombe: Llewellyn Wendover
Quotes
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Mrs. Dailey : Where's the Rolls?
Llewellyn Wendover : What are you talking about, Mum?
Mrs. Dailey : The conveyance.
Llewellyn Wendover : Oh that. Oh the motorbike's in the shed.
Mrs. Dailey : Motorbike?
Llewellyn Wendover : And sidecar.
Mrs. Dailey : Well surely you could have done a bit better than that, with your 22 divvies.
Dawn Dailey : 26, Mummy.
Mrs. Dailey : Mummy's talking, Dawn.
Llewellyn Wendover : Well, there was 18 draws that week. I mean, the first divvy was only 22 pounds 6 shillings. I'm not a millionaire, you know.
Dawn Dailey : You mean I married you for nothing?
Llewellyn Wendover : Certainly not. You'll have everything a woman could wish for. You'll have a nice kitchen, gas stove, lovely enamel bath, fridge, washing machine, telly, dining room suite, airing cupboards, snooker table, a place to put the motor bike, a library and reception area.
Mrs. Dailey : Oh, Sounds quite attractive. How many rooms are there?
Llewellyn Wendover : Oh, there's only one room. But it's the best end of Willesden, and it's only 30 bob a week.
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Llewellyn Wendover : It's a lucky thing I've got any clothes at all - the washing machine in my state room has broken down.
Captain George Spratt : There are no washing machines in the cabins on the ship.
Llewellyn Wendover : What's the round door in the wall then?
Captain George Spratt : I should've thought even the meanest intelligence would recognise that as a porthole.