Danger: Diabolik (1968)
Adolfo Celi: Ralph Valmont
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Quotes
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Diabolik : [as he and Valmont freefall from a plane that has suddenly exploded] I almost forgot. When I stumbled, I attached a magnetic capsule to your plane.
Ralph Valmont : Who cares? Pull the cord!
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[original version]
Ralph Valmont : Who's that? Must be Stud.
[redubbed/MST3K version]
Ralph Valmont : Is that Stud... coming?
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Prostitute : [on Eva] You can't fool me. She was no pro. I got suspicious right away. It was obvious. I could see at first glance that she was just "putting it on".
Ralph Valmont : Remember what she looks like?
Prostitute : Sure I do! Who could forget what she looked like? The way she was decked out in red, she looked like a cardinal, hmph! She had good legs, though.
Ralph Valmont : Joe... call Tony. l figured Diabolik would make a play for those emeralds.
Rose : Who wouldn't? They're beau-tiful!
Ralph Valmont : Dry up, stupid! This might be our big chance. If you're right, I'll take good care of you.
Prostitute : Want me to describe her?
Ralph Valmont : Not to me - to Tony. Tell him.
[Tony sets up an identikit]
Prostitute : Well, look at that! That's a funny-lookin' thing, what is it? I'm talking to you, what is it?
Tony - Identikit Operator : You'll see. Don't touch it!
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Ralph Valmont : I would like us to make a little bargin, Inspector.
Inspector Ginko : Really now, bargin with the police? I've got a good job. Since when do I make bargins with your kind? For once, we've got special powers.
Ralph Valmont : Diabolik will manage to lose you your job. You can always apply to me. You'll find yourself better off. You'll be more warmly dressed, and... and your women less.
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[Rose's skirt is blown upwards by the air from the trapdoor in Valmont's plane]
Rose : Oh, Ralph! Nice - fresh air!
Ralph Valmont : Scram!
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Ralph Valmont : [Syndicate members on flying plane] We've just concluded an executive meeting of the Syndicate. We've taken a democratic vote. Five in favour of my plan, and three against it.
[shoots two of the dissenters]
Frank : I change my vote! Don't shoot! Please! Please! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Ralph Valmont : Since you said "please", I won't shoot.
[Valmont presses button, floor trap door opens - Frank, the last dissenter falls out screaming]
Ralph Valmont : Goodbye, Frank.
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Ralph Valmont : I told you I'd cross your name off the human register... LIAR!
[fires a volley of bullets in a cross formation, killing Dr. Vernier]
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Ralph Valmont : The necklace.
Diabolik : When I've got Eva back.
Ralph Valmont : No necklace, no Eva. That's the deal!
Diabolik : Is that the only deal you've got going today, Valmont?
Ralph Valmont : I don't have to talk. I could kill you instead.
Diabolik : Go ahead. All you've got to do is push that button.
[Valmont doesn't push the trapdoor button. Diabolik walks away from the trapdoor towards him]
Diabolik : Valmont, this is most unprofessional.
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Ralph Valmont : Listen Vernier, San Francisco dropped you out of the medical register. But if you're lying, I'll drop you out of the human register!