How to Murder Your Wife (1965)
Sidney Blackmer: Judge Blackstone
Quotes
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Stanley Ford : Good evening, Judge Blackstone. I'm afraid this is a mournful occasion.
Judge Blackstone : Not at all, my boy, not at all. Been married 38 years myself. And I don't regret one day of it. The one day I don't regret was... August 2, 1936. She was off visiting her ailing mother at the time.
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Judge Blackstone : Can I be of any assistance?
Stanley Ford : Don't be silly, Your Honor: you're smashed.
Judge Blackstone : [obviously intoxicated] I'm as sober as a judge!