- THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME! (original print ad - all caps)
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- It's fun...from the beginning to THE END!
- It's "Operation Side Split!"...as a pair of black lace panties almost sinks the Navy!
- The Hilarious Best-Selling Novel is Now On The Screen!
- Funnier Than The Hilarious Book About The Navy Boys Who Made Almost Everything But Sea Duty!
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By what name was Don't Go Near the Water (1957) officially released in India in English?
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