- Elizabeth Cooper: Not going, he's a professor, teaches English literature
- Ellen Cooper: No, I mean going
- George 'Coop' Cooper: Ellen, That's ridiculous, go and get cleaned up
- Ellen Cooper: Daphne heard him gurgling on the phone like a worn out wolf about being a freshman in college
- Elizabeth Cooper: Oh What an Idea
- [looks at George, stunned]
- Elizabeth Cooper: George Cooper!
- Ellen Cooper: And he was pitching woos to a girl, Daphne thinks maybe she ought to tell her mother
- Elizabeth Cooper: George you didn't
- George 'Coop' Cooper: Father's little helper
- Elizabeth Cooper: oh you couldn't
- George 'Coop' Cooper: But Liz, you said yourself that she needed, my intentions were
- Elizabeth Cooper: My poor darling up there with goosebumps about some boy who not even going to happen
- Mr. Jessup: The only trouble with the play is that it takes seven passes. They're only little passes, but there's seven of them.
- Elizabeth Cooper: George Cooper, I hope you realize you've given that child a complex. Her psyche will be scarred from this as long as she lives.
- George 'Coop' Cooper: Have you seen mine lately?