The Hot Scots (1948)

Moe Howard: Moe

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• Moe : All right, take it easy son, I just wanted to ask you a question. What would you rather have? a shoe full of dollar bills, or two socks of fives?

  Shemp : I'll take the two socks!

  Moe : You got em!

• The Earl : Say, what part of Scotland are you from?

  Moe : He's from southern Scotland, below the McMason McDixon Line.

• Lorna Doone : I thought you might be a wee bit lonesome, so I brought some cookies. You like cookies?

  Moe : Oh that I do, especially blonde ones.

• Shemp : I oughta take something for my nerves.

  Moe : Like what?

  Shemp : A trip home.