Easy to Wed (1946)
Lucille Ball: Gladys Benton
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Quotes
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William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : You're too modest. Why, you're a woman of great depths, depths that have never been plumbed.
Gladys Benton : [referring to her boyfriend] No, Warren's not much of a plumber.
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Warren Haggerty : Do you want me to kill myself, Gladys?
Gladys Benton : Not until you change your insurance.
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Gladys Benton : [singing] And when we do the Continental Polka, Every heart of every garter snatches your eye...
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Curtis Farwood : Get this woman out of here.
Gladys Benton : Don't you dare call me a woman!
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Gladys Benton : [to Warren] I've taken plenty from you but this is the end. Marrying me off to another guy, to this blond baboon.
William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : Baboons are very smart. They can do anything a man can do.
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Warren Haggerty : Everything will be all right. You in there, he's in here. A door in between. Locked!
Gladys Benton : Warren Haggerty, are you willing that I should stay here - your fiancée, the girl you love?
Warren Haggerty : Will you please not worry, Gladys? I trust him like a brother.
Gladys Benton : Well, he's not my brother.
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Gladys Benton : Pour me another glass of bubbly.
William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : Quote, "Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble," unquote. Macbeth.
Gladys Benton : My grandfather's name was MacSweeney.
William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : Oh, what's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Gladys Benton : That's my grandmother.
William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : Who?
Gladys Benton : Rose. Rose MacSweeney.
William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : Oh, well, let's drink to the old girl.
Gladys Benton : Let's just drink, period.
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William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : Come, my fair Ophelia. Let us down the sweet draught of Bacchus.
Gladys Benton : What's that?
William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : That's Shakespeare for "bottoms up."
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Gladys Benton : I don't wanna play Ophelia. I wanna play Hamlet.
William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : Why?
Gladys Benton : Because Hamlet wears tights and I'm terrific in tights. Did you ever see me in tights? I'm pretty.