- Pat Jamieson: Say, where do you live?
- Quentin Ladd: No, no, no. No, a home is where the heart is, and a man's best friend is his mother. But not tonight, my friend. Not tonight, because you don't know my mother.
- Jamie Rowan: You never want love in your life again and I never want it in mine. But our reasons are as different as the sun is from the moon. You don't want it because you've had all the worst of it. I don't want it because I've had all the best.
- Quentin Ladd: Nobody lives in this house.
- Pat Jamieson: It's gonna hear the patter of four little feet tonight.
- Quentin Ladd: Four? I can stand up.
- Pat Jamieson: Are you sure nobody lives here?
- Quentin Ladd: My cousin Jamie lives here. But nobody lives here now. Comprendez-vous?
- Pat Jamieson: Compre - ? Oh, yeah. Oui, oui, oui monsieur
- Quentin Ladd: What is that, free French?
- Jamie Rowan: I nearly did Pat.
- Pat Jamieson: Nearly did what?
- Jamie Rowan: Fall.
- Pat Jamieson: For Paul? Ridiculous.
- Jamie Rowan: I know but it's true.
- Pat Jamieson: Ah, nonsense. You're not the falling type. You're like the Tower of Pisa. You may have certain leanings but you always remain upright.