- Stanley Laurel: I don't want to fight any bulls, I don't like bulls,
- [high-pitched-crying]
- Stanley Laurel: I'm allergic to bulls!
- Stanley Laurel: [alarmed, after noticing that McCoy has signed into the hotel guest book with an "X."] He's forging my name!
- Oliver: Shhhh!
- Richard K. Muldoon: Well, this fella that looked like you had a friend - a human hippopotamus. Why, if I had that mass of blubber here right now, I'd crush him alive like this.
- [he crushes a handful of nuts into small pieces]
- Richard K. Muldoon: I was released from prison. But I lost a fortune. My wife divorced me, My house was broke, Everything!
- [Angrily]
- Richard K. Muldoon: Those two bloodhounds ruiend my life! I had to flee to New Mexico to start life a new! But I will get with these guys if it's the last thing I do! And I when I get with these guys, I am going to skin them alive! First the little one, Then the the big one! I will skin them both alive!
- Oliver: [to Stanley] Now always remember, anytime you get in trouble you can depend upon me to get you out of it.
- Stanley Laurel: Maybe you'd better go up to him and apologize. That's a terrible thing to do to a fella.
- Oliver: I'd better go up to him and apologize? You're the one who so falsely accused him! Why if you had any spark of manhood left in you right now, you'd go right up to him and apologize.
- Stanley Laurel: Well okay, I'll go to...
- Hot Shot Coleman: Excuse me, if you'll take my advice, you'll never cross his path again. Because he told me if he ever saw you again he was going to skin you alive. "First the little one, then the big one," he said. "I'LL SKIN THEM BOTH ALIVE!" If you are smart enough, You should get out of town now! Richard K. Muldoon is like an elephant, He never forgets!
- Oliver: [as a skeleton] Well, Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!
- Stanley Laurel: [as a skeleton, whining] But I couldn't help it! You always picked on me!
- Oliver: Come on, Let's go back to Peoria where we belong.