Great Guns (1941)

Oliver Hardy: Oliver

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• Hippo : What did I ever do to deserve a couple of yaps like you?

  Stan : Maybe you were good to your mother.

  Hippo : Pipe down!

  Stan : Yes, sir.

  Hippo : Now at 10:00 you're all going over for an IQ test, and according to the answers you give, you'll be classified in a job.

  Stan : Swell! We're good at quizes, aren't we, Ollie?

  Oliver : Maybe they'll put me in the intelligence "corpse".

  Oliver : Brother, you're with him, right now.

• Stan : [Hippo lights his pipe with an exploded shell and gets soot all over his face]  Look, they've assigned us a porter.

  Oliver : You may start over here, my good man, and you may have Thursdays off.

  Stan : Twice a week.

• Oliver : I suppose Dr. Schickel's examination isn't good enough. Why, Daniel's allergic to 108 different properties - including candles, cucumbers, and quinces.

• Oliver : If you must make a noise, make it quietly. Shh...

• Stan : We don't want to have any trouble, but really, we are hungry!,

  Oliver : We haven't eaten for three days.

  Stan : Yesterday, today and tomorrow.

• Oliver : You heard what did Dr. Schickel said about pumpernickel?

  Dan Forrester : Yeah, and you heard what the Army doctor said about Schickel?

• Oliver : Thirty-two years in the Army - and not even a corporal? Stan, at last I've met somebody that's dumber than you.

• Oliver : What did you wanna put that in my pants for?

• Dan Forrester : If I'd known the Army would be this much fun, I'd have enlisted long ago.

  Oliver : It's all in the point of view.

• Oliver : He's infatuated with a woman.

  Hippo : Oh, yeah? Who is it?

  Stan : Vanilla or lemon. Or something.

  Oliver : Ginger!

  Stan : Oh, Ginger.

  Hippo : Ginger Hammond?

• Dan Forrester : Oh, please, boys. Go back to sleep and let me dream.

  Oliver : All right. But don't overdo it.

• Dan Forrester : I have a date with Ginger.

  Oliver : Daniel, you shouldn't go out with girls. It's dangerous. It might affect your heart.

  Dan Forrester : Oh, it has already. For the first time, it's starting to beat.

• Oliver : Do you think Ginger could be a woman?

  Stan : Could be a cookie.

• Oliver : Do you remember what you're supposed to be?

  Stan : Sure. I'm a typhoon.

  Oliver : Not typhoon, *tycoon*. A Wall Street tycoon.

  Stan : With a stock on the Seat Exchange.

  Oliver : That's right. Just forget it. I'll do the talking.

  [mutters] 

  Oliver : Stock on the seat...

• Oliver : We're in a minefield. Step on it!

• Oliver : Isn't there any place we can go without that black pelican popping up?