- Papa: [singing] Listen my children and you shall hear / Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere.
- Larry, Curly, Moe: [singing] Why, you don't mean the ride of Pa-aul Revere?
- Papa: [singing] Yes, I mean the ride of Pa-aul Revere.
- Larry: Who was Paul Revere?
- Papa: Who was Paul Revere? Are you kidding?
- [to Curly]
- Papa: Look at me son. What happened in 1776?
- Curly: What street?
- Papa: What street?
- [laughs]
- Papa: Aren't you the one?
- [hits him on the head]