They Learned About Women (1930)

Joe Schenck: Jack

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• Jerry Burke : Hey Jack, can't you fix me up a little drink?

  Jack : One more drink and you'll explode!

  Jerry Burke : Well, get me it and get outta the way.

• Jerry Burke : Look at the fun you're havin'!

  Jack : Oh, you call that fun? Playing Santa Claus to a lot of baby doll gold diggers.

  Jerry Burke : Oh, Jack, now they're all good little girls - every one of 'em.

  Jack : Oh, just an 18 carat sap. Any chump in the world would know what they're after.

  Jerry Burke : You insinuating that I'm a Sugar Daddy?

• Jack : Someday you'll be glad when the right man comes along.

  Daisy : I know. That's what I try to tell myself. But, but most men won't have anything to do with a girl - with a girl that's good.

• Mary : Oh, no kidding, I missed you so much, I started talkin' to your picture.

  Jack : That's nothing. I wrote poetry to you.

  Mary : You did? Let's see it!

  Jack : I tore it up.

  Mary : Oh, why?

  Jack : For no rhyme or reason.

• Jack : Aren't those magnolias beautiful? You know, you're like a magnolia: white, cool and nice.

  Mary : Oh, thanks.

  Jack : Some women are like red roses.

  Mary : Yeah, well, you look out for those red roses, they have thorns you know.

• Jack : Just for that I'm gonna give you a little kiss.

  Mary : Why a little one?

• Daisy : Whenever I get blue and discouraged, I just think of the wonderful advice you gave me on the train.

  Jack : That's the spirit! Don't let 'em whip ya!

• Daisy : Oh, I can never forgive myself. I'm afraid I'm just a bad girl!

  Jack : Oh, gee, you're not a bad girl, Daisy.

• Jack : [singing]  Does your baby Love?

  Jerry : Oh, baby, does she love, And whats more, Her loving's for, No, nobody but me.

  Jack : Does your baby pet?

  Jerry : Does my baby pet? And what's more, Her pettin's for, No, nobody but me.

  Jack : Is she always willing?

  Jerry : She never makes me beg or plead.

  Jack : Has she got that which is thrilling?

  Jerry : Say, what she ain't got, a gal don't need.

  Jack : Does your baby kiss?

  Jerry : Does my baby kiss? What's more, Her kissin's for, No, nobody but me...

• Jack : How am I batting?

  Mary : Oh, a thousand percent with me!

  Jack : Honest?

  Mary : I hope to never see another World Series if I'm fibbing.

• Jack , Jerry : [singing]  She likes to go to places where they dance and a sing, Every night she go to cabaret to shake a that thing, She wanna make whoopee, She's crazy in the head, I say no make whoopee make Woppies instead...

• Jerry : [singing]  That is the style for the ladies today, Skinny, they all want to be

  Jack : When a woman reduce, She got no juice, Dat woman is no good for me

  Jerry , Jack : I'm an old fashioned guy, And I want an old fashioned wife, No want a woman who's skinny and flat, Italian gal must be big and a fat...

• Jack : Daisy, I was thinking...

  Daisy : You do the singing, I'll do the thinking.

• Jack : The next time you see me, you better start walking the other way!

• Jack , Jerry : [singing]  Dat 18-day diet, I think they should stop, A thin skinny gal, She's no good for a Wop...

• Jack , Jerry : [singing]  We got a nice kids, But we only got a four, I say that I think we ought to have a couple a more, She says she's going to get a kids from the orphan home, But, listen, I'm a little Wop who likes to roll his own...