- Charles Chaplin: [Talking to Peggy] Will you please sign my album? I'm crazy about signatures.
- [Leaves after getting Peggy's autograph]
- Peggy Pepper: Who is that little guy?
- Billy Boone: Charlie Chaplin.
- [Shocked, Peggy faints]
- Andre d'Bergerac: She has the temperament of Nazimova, the appeal of Garbo, the sweetness of Pickford, and the lure of Pola Negri!
- Colonel Pepper: I'm General Marmaduke Oldfish Pepper, of Georgia.
- MGM Guard: You ain't gonna blame me for that, are you?
- Peggy Pepper: [Sees a woman getting out of a car, with a tennis racket, at the MGM lot] Who is that?
- King Vidor: That's Marion Davies.
- Peggy Pepper: Marion Davies!
- [Frowns, shakes her head disapprovingly]
- Peggy Pepper: I came here to do drama. Why didn't you tell me it was this?
- Billy Boone: But, Baby, all the stars have had to take it on the chin - Swanson, Daniels, Lloyd - all of them. Come on, Baby - you've gone this far - it'll be easy from now on.
- Billy Boone: What do you want to see a punk drama for? Come on.
- Peggy Pepper: That's the kind of acting I'm gonna do some day. That's real art!
- Billy Boone: Don't be sil. Make 'em laugh and you make 'em happy.
- Billy Boone: It's all in the game, Baby. I guess it's the crossroads - your path leads one way and mine another.
- Billy Boone: Gee, Baby, I'll bet you miss the laughs we used to have!
- Peggy Pepper: I never miss lowness, cheapness and vulgarity.
- Title Card: To hopeful hundreds there is a golden spot on the map called - HOLLYWOOD.
- Peggy Pepper: I'm terribly, terribly sorry if I kept you waiting.
- Andre d'Bergerac: Waiting is such sweet sorrow where you are concerned, dear lady.
- Peggy Pepper: Andre, this is Billy Boone - I used to know him in the old days.
- Billy Boone: Why, Andy used to serve me spaghetti down at Tony's.