The Patsy (1928)
Marion Davies: Patricia Harrington
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Quotes
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Grace Harrington : Stupid! How do you feel now?
Patricia Harrington : [Pretending to be off her rocker in order to gain Ma's symphathy] You know how you feel when you don't know how you feel? That's how I feel.
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Patricia Harrington : Always remember - Nature gives us many of our features, but she lets us pick our own teeth.
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Patricia Harrington : Many a live wire would go dead if it weren't for his connections.
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Pa Harrington : Your ma has her good points, Pat.
Patricia Harrington : She sure has. They stick out all over her.
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Patricia Harrington : No thank you, Mr. Smith - work is the curse of our drinking classes.
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Patricia Harrington : Ma, what is a hot dog?
Ma Harrington : I don't know, darling. What is a hot dog?
Patricia Harrington : A hamburger in tights.
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Patricia Harrington : All the world's a stage, but most of us are only stage hands.
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Patricia Harrington : If it wasn't for you our family tree would die.
Grace Harrington : What do you mean by that?
Patricia Harrington : You're the sap.
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Patricia Harrington : [at dinner with her family] Why do I always get the part of a chicken that goes over the fence last?
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Patricia Harrington : When in Baghdad, do as Baghdaddies do!
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Patricia Harrington : Doesn't that music go right to your feet?
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Patricia Harrington : No wonder a hen gets discouraged. She can never find things where she lays them.
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Tony Anderson : I came here to see Grace because I want a woman's viewpoint on these plans.
Patricia Harrington : I'm a woman - and I'm just full of viewpoints.
Tony Anderson : That's right - I hadn't thought of it.
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Grace Harrington : Shut your big mouth.
Patricia Harrington : That's no keyhole in the front of your face.
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Ma Harrington : Mr. Bonaparte won't be using his telephone today.
Patricia Harrington : The little devil promised to call!
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Patricia Harrington : Don't cry over spilt milk. There's enough water in it already.
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Patricia Harrington : It's a good thing it rains, or else there'd be no hay to make when the sun shines.
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Patricia Harrington : [Persuading Billy to leave with Grace] You've got your honey - now buzz!
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Patricia Harrington : [Summing up her side of an argument regarding whether she should have been alone with Billy Caldwell] I don't give a whoopin' darn!
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Ma Harrington : Pat, I want you to stop hanging around when Tony calls on Grace. You just moon around.
Patricia Harrington : I don't moon. Do I moon, Pa?
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Patricia Harrington : Seems like ma's tears is the greatest water power on earth.
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Patricia Harrington : Star light, star bright; First star I've seen tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, Have the wish I wish tonight.
Pa Harrington : What did you wish, Baby?
Patricia Harrington : I wish I were beautiful and seductive.
Pa Harrington : You are, Baby - - you're marvelous.
Patricia Harrington : You think so, Pop, but nobody else does. I'd like to be entrancing, alluring, ravishing - like a stocking advertisement.
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Tony Anderson : Where's Grace?
Patricia Harrington : She went out, but I'm sure she'll be right back. Please wait.
Tony Anderson : I'm through! She can't make a sap out of me!
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Patricia Harrington : But, Pop, I do love ma.
Pa Harrington : So do I, dammit.
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Patricia Harrington : [dreamily gazing up at the sky] Isn't that a marvelous moon?
Tony Anderson : Not bad, for a town this size.
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Patricia Harrington : I don't moon. Do I moon, Pa?