Down on the Farm (I) (1920)

James Finlayson: The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage

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Quotes 

• The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : She's a wild cat!

• The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : I'm here to collect the rent!

  Grocery Man : Why tell me?

  The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : Aren't you her husband?

  Grocery Man : Why no, I'm the groceryman!

  The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : Aw, go peddle your prunes!

• The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : [to the farmer's daughter's father]  Your daughter's pretty! Must take after her mother!

• The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : I wonder what women see in me!

• The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : [to the farmer's daughter's father]  I'll marry your daughter and call the mortgage off - I need a new cook anyway.

• The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : [to the farmer's daughter's]  I can see you now riding my horse!

  [Checks out her legs] 

  The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : I'm beginning to know you better already!

• The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : [to the farmer's daughter's]  You'll be more of a wife than a servant.

• The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : I used to step out a little myself.

• The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : I'm not narrow-minded.

• The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage : Trying to slip her to me for a first-class mortgage, eh? I'll be in tomorrow to put you out. Make your reservations for the poorhouse.