Skylar Gordon
- Writer
- Director
- Producer
The Atoms that make up the molecules that make up the cells that make
up Skylar Gordon began their long and propitious journey towards His
accumulation approximately 13.7 billion years ago in the Orgasmic Birth
of Our Universe. Then a bunch of other things happened, and eventually
these atoms were combined into the Heavier Elements in the Nuclear
Wombs of the Primordial Stars, from which they were spread across
Intergalactic space-time in Super Nova Explosions. In time, these atoms
finally settled down on a big water covered rock to begin yet another
long and propitious journey of Evolution by Natural Selection. Then a
bunch of other things happened yet again, and approximately 4.3 billion
years later these atoms accumulated in His Mother's Womb and slid out
of her in their Ultimate Culmination as the Body and Blood of Skylar
Gordon. He is very tired from this prolonged journey, but when he has
the time and energy, he writes and makes films for the benefit of
humankind. Skylar's intention in all artistic endeavors is to use the
inherent potential of art to raise people's consciousness and shift
their perceptions to a Higher Level of Awareness, so that humanity may
live a more enlightened, compassionate, and fulfilling existence during
our brief time on this precious planet. He also wishes to use the
inherent potential of art to become inordinately rich and powerful.
Skylar lives in Brooklyn, New York with his three wives. He has a
purple ceiling, and wears a top hat and walks with a cane. He has never
had sex with an underage prostitute, any allegations to the contrary
are completely unfounded. If you would like to contact him, please
address your prayers to "Lord Skylar."