- Born
- Height5′ 9¾″ (1.77 m)
- Noah Antwiler was born on December 27, 1980 in Saint Louis, Missouri, USA. He is an actor and writer, known for The Spoony Experiment (2007), Bad Movie Beatdown (2009) and To Boldly Flee (2012).
- Acid wit.
- Unmatched ability to find plot-holes in even the most critically-acclaimed plots.
- Long black hair
- Often speaks fondly of films even while taking apart their plots
- Extremely foul mouth and short temper
- Is known for having a quick temper and getting into verbal altercations with people in online forums, even for minor disagreements, and if the forum is his, he will ban members outright.
- After posting a "joke" tweet stating he wanted to chain a female fellow reviewer up in his basement & rape her on Twitter, Channel Awesome suspended him from posting on their site for five months. Over the course of several days Antwiler continued to tweet out outrageous things, even asking for his penis to be cut off. Antwiler was terminated shortly after weeks into his suspension, though it is still unclear for what reason. Antwiler himself has said on twitter he was fired for the rape tweet but has also said in an audio commentary he was not fired for that reason but because of money issues he had with Channel Awesome. Antwiler has never given a clear reason why he was fired (and has even said he was never fired but that he quit on some occasions). Channel Awesome has never commented on the issue publicly, never stating if Antwiler was fired or if he quit nor giving a reason for Antwiler no longer being a member of their site. Due to the silence on Channel Awesome's part and the conflicting statements from Antwiler himself there is still much rumor & speculation on what really happened.
- An image of him is seen briefly in the music video for "Break Me" by Australian rock group The Irresponsibles as he used the song as his intro theme on his series.
- Fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988). It was the origin for his show, "The Spoony Experiment".
- Suffers from heart disease called vasodepressor syncope.
- There's Plot Convenience, there's Deus Ex Machina, and then there's just pulling stuff right out of your ass!
- [on Roger Ebert] You are not stupid for seeking people you identify with. You are not an idiot for finding friends and feeling like you have somewhere you belong. Your particular brand of happiness might be pretty fucked-up, but you're not fucked-up for pursuing that happiness. As long as you're not hurting anyone, wave that freak flag high. Final Fantasy VIII may suck, and you may suck for liking it, but I'm the captain of this suck-filled leaking failboat, and I'm not going to have some jerkoff movie critic who's never cracked a Player's Handbook in his life call my homies stupid!
- You believed the hype. You paid ten bucks to see a movie or fifty to play that game. Now you want revenge, because therapy is for pussies. Welcome to the experiment, where we cure the sickness with snark. Let the healing begin.
- [on XCOM remake] Betrayal! Betrayal! Betrayed me! This game sucks!
- People get so excited about movies like Sharknado (2013). I'm fucking frantic. I'm fucking manic about this because it pisses me off every time I hear about Sharknado (2013). It pisses me off every time I hear about it.
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