2022 films from worst to best
Just when I said this year was going to be less wretched than the last I was completely wrong, worse things have happened and we all knew 2022 was doomed to begin with, because as a start Masks Mandates were temporarily, and It hasn't gotten any better as now, I knew that the pandemic was going to come back adventully and it did, so you know what that is, since COVID isn't ending this year it'll extend to 2024 or 2025, That's an abomination, bet everybody was depressed about that, everyone in Ukraine who were invaded by Russia the most if you know what I'm talking about.
I also forgot that this was the year of Hysterical Box Office Bombs, e.g "Strange World" already lost around 140 to 150 Million in two weeks, "Lightyear" bombed too, "Bros" didn't do too well either, "The Woman King" bombed on woke points, "She Said" was one of the biggest bombs in Hollywood history despite being praised by the critics and "The 355" bombed hard earlier this year.
And as much as I wanted "The Batman" to get a perfect score, nothing got 10 stars for the third time in yearly film history, that's just sad, hopefully there's a masterpiece hidden somewhere.
Oh, The Entertainment stock has been so bad TV and streaming have been infected, earlier this year this "Resident Evil" Netflix series existed, "She Hulk" was another woke disaster and considered the worst marvel thing ever owned by Disney, "Willow" was a huge shitstorm in script and character, and "The Witcher: Blood Origin" was so hated by the fans the staff had to quit their jobs.
So now let's end this sad year to... Y'know what, everybody is terrified that next year will turn out like this, so I don't know if we'll ever get a fresh new year anymore.
I also forgot that this was the year of Hysterical Box Office Bombs, e.g "Strange World" already lost around 140 to 150 Million in two weeks, "Lightyear" bombed too, "Bros" didn't do too well either, "The Woman King" bombed on woke points, "She Said" was one of the biggest bombs in Hollywood history despite being praised by the critics and "The 355" bombed hard earlier this year.
And as much as I wanted "The Batman" to get a perfect score, nothing got 10 stars for the third time in yearly film history, that's just sad, hopefully there's a masterpiece hidden somewhere.
Oh, The Entertainment stock has been so bad TV and streaming have been infected, earlier this year this "Resident Evil" Netflix series existed, "She Hulk" was another woke disaster and considered the worst marvel thing ever owned by Disney, "Willow" was a huge shitstorm in script and character, and "The Witcher: Blood Origin" was so hated by the fans the staff had to quit their jobs.
So now let's end this sad year to... Y'know what, everybody is terrified that next year will turn out like this, so I don't know if we'll ever get a fresh new year anymore.
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- DirectorGrant S. JohnsonStarsDermot MulroneyAdan CantoKatie CassidyA CIA officer finds himself the target of a rendition operation after being scapegoated for the death of an interrogation subject.Yeah, Agent Game is a shit movie, with poor actors, Mel Gibson was horrible in this one, bloated with a boring story and the villain gets away in the end, so overall... It's the worst film of the year, I'd rather watch "Blackout" again it's so bad.
- DirectorSam MacaroniStarsJosh DuhamelAbbie CornishOmar ChaparroA man wakes in a hospital with no memory, and quickly finds himself on the run in a locked down hospital with the Cartel on his tail. He scrambles to find his true identity in the most vicious way.Watching this movie in the dark would've made sense if Blackout wasn't colourless and bland, there wasn't a single actor who surprised me, not even Nick Nolte, I just don't like this film, but I don't mind this as much as watching "Midnight In The Switchgrass".
- DirectorDaniel EspinosaStarsJared LetoMatt SmithAdria ArjonaBiochemist Michael Morbius tries to cure himself of a rare blood disease, but he inadvertently infects himself with a form of vampirism instead.I'm sorry but Morbius was an underwelming experience, Jared Leto is better in other films that are not superhero related but at least he did better in this than with The Joker in David Ayer's "Suicide Squad", I know there'd been people going on of how awesome this film is but I don't believe that, It is the worst Marvel product of the year, and I only watched it due to the ongoing pandemic.
- DirectorTaika WaititiStarsChris HemsworthNatalie PortmanChristian BaleThor enlists the help of Valkyrie, Korg and ex-girlfriend Jane Foster to fight Gorr the God Butcher, who intends to make the gods extinct.Thor: Love and Thunder was the worst Thor movie since "The Dark World", or if not worse than that, with "Black Widow" too late, "Eternals" too long, and this being too stupid and repetitive, it copies "Ragnarok" and if the next film comes out I'll have low Expectations.
- DirectorMonika MitchellStarsAlyssa MilanoSam PageMalachi WeirWhen her sister is killed and her double life as a webcam performer is revealed, Grace ignores the warnings of a cool-headed detective and gets involved in the case.Oh no not this film again, how many times do I have to tell you Brazen is the "Fifty Shades Of Grey" on streaming, at least it was not as hated as the entirety of "The Fifty Shades Trilogy", I didn't like who featured in this movie, sure I wanted to get intensions from this thriller but sadly it had all these sex jokes not even I was amused by.
|Available Now On Netflix| - DirectorMatthew ReillyStarsElsa PatakyLuke BraceyAaron GlenaneOne Army captain must use her years of tactical training and military expertise when a simultaneous coordinated attack threatens the remote missile interceptor station she is in command of.I just wanted to watch something different on my own for a change, unfortunately Interceptor was not as fun as I expected, it's not even that good of a movie.
|Available Now On Netflix| - DirectorAlejandro MontielStarsLuisana LopilatoMauricio PaniaguaBenjamín Del CerroYears after moving to a remote town, ex-cop Pipa is pulled back into the dark world she thought she'd left behind when a corpse appears on her property.Not impressed by Pipa, it's technically a Mexican standoff with story even more complicated and confusing than the outside world, if this year wasn't already difficult enough this film won't cheer people up.
|Available Now On Netflix| - DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsHalle BerryPatrick WilsonJohn BradleyA mysterious force knocks the moon from its orbit and sends it hurtling on a collision course toward earth.So, was Moonfall fun and stupid or was it just stupid, well It is the first disaster film seen of the year and it had big names and even higher budget than the second one, Roland Emmerich is really good at doing these kinds of films, and I love this more than "Independence Day: Resurgence".
- DirectorColin TrevorrowStarsChris PrattBryce Dallas HowardLaura DernFour years after the destruction of Isla Nublar, Biosyn operatives attempt to track down Maisie Lockwood, while Dr Ellie Sattler investigates a genetically engineered swarm of giant insects.And here we are with the third instalment in the "Jurassic World" series, Dominion is the one and believe it or not there were little more parts I enjoyed for the sake of things but also things felt a little off from the rest, It's not a terrible movie but It's not memorable compared to the previous films.
- DirectorToby MeakinsStarsIola EvansAsa ButterfieldRobert EnglundAfter firing up a lost 1980s survival horror game, a young coder unleashes a hidden curse that tears reality apart, forcing her to make terrifying decisions and face deadly consequences.It's not a great film whatsoever but it can pull the pasted blast of feeling whether you find it intensifying to play, tho it does feature Asa Butterfield as a character named Issac who goes through all his fears living up to either the actress wants to Choose or Die.
|Available Now On Netflix| - DirectorArne FeldhusenStarsBjarne MädelGeorg FriedrichAnita VulesicaWhen a small-town con artist joins the local mafia with his manipulative brother, his obsession with balancing his karma gets hilariously brutal.Buba is nothing too special by the parts of it but this does relate to some Disney fairy tale references which I liked, and at least you can laugh at how funny his humour was.
|Available Now On Netflix| - DirectorKevin KoStarsHsuan-yen TsaiSin-Ting HuangYing-Hsuan KaoSix years ago, Li Ronan was cursed after breaking a religious taboo. Now, she must protect her daughter from the consequences of her actions.This isn't everyone's cup of tea but if you like to see Horror done right, Incantation leads in such a brutal path of entertainment in Asia.
|Available Now On Netflix| - DirectorLuke SewellStarsAlexandra PosadzkiA group of investors turned sleuths as they try to unlock the suspicious death of cryptocurrency multimillionaire Gerry Cotten and the missing $250 million they believe he stole from them.This Documentary is all about the money bribes and hackers that lurk into people's accounts so it does take itself seriously, like what'd you expect this is based of real life, Trust No One: The Hunt for the Crypto King is exactly what means to be a well received decentcy of film preaching to the next.
|Available Now On Netflix| - DirectorBabak AnvariStarsAntonio AakeelAlicia Ambrose-BaylyPercelle AscottFollows a young graffiti artist who discovers a shocking secret that would put him and the ones closest to him in danger.This British film... I Came By is the apifinity to fear that validates the equality of impressive murderous scenes when I sat through this movie, for an actor who has intelligence when coming to one of these films does satisfy many crime dramas.
- DirectorJoseph KosinskiStarsChris HemsworthMiles TellerJurnee SmollettIn the near future, convicts are offered the chance to volunteer as medical subjects to shorten their sentence. One such subject for a new drug capable of generating feelings of love begins questioning the reality of his emotions.I say, Spiderhead was just fine, Chris Hemsworth and Miles Teller don't have the best chemistry... not as much as Miles Teller and J.K Simmons who were just perfect, this film's not even close.
|Available Now On Netflix| - DirectorDavid YatesStarsEddie RedmayneJude LawEzra MillerAlbus Dumbledore knows that Gellert Grindelwald is moving to take control of the wizarding world. Unable to stop him alone, he asks Newt Scamander to lead an intrepid team on a dangerous mission.Look, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore doesn't have quite an understandable story and removed Johnny Depp from the role of Grindelwald due to his trail with Amber Heard abusing her but I'm sure this is better than the previous one as I gotta say.
- DirectorMartin CampbellStarsLiam NeesonGuy PearceTaj AtwalAn assassin-for-hire finds that he's become a target after he refuses to complete a job for a dangerous criminal organization.Even if I didn't find it completely dull Memory was not as good as like other/better Liam Neeson features ushering "Taken".
- DirectorKyle BaldaBrad AblesonJonathan del ValStarsSteve CarellPierre CoffinAlan ArkinThe untold story of one twelve-year-old's dream to become the world's greatest supervillain.Y'know what, I'm glad I saw Minions: The Rise of Gru, It's silly but it can entertain the whole family.
- DirectorRuben FleischerStarsTom HollandMark WahlbergAntonio BanderasStreet-smart Nathan Drake is recruited by seasoned treasure hunter Victor "Sully" Sullivan to recover a fortune amassed by Ferdinand Magellan, and lost 500 years ago by the House of Moncada.Tho it's been over a year since I saw Uncharted from when it was first released there are parts I really enjoyed, Tom Holland does great as Nathan Drake even when the famous video game character was originally rolled by Mark Wahlberg until he decided to take Sully's part, let me guess... J.K Simmons was at first about to take his supported role too?
- DirectorJaume Collet-SerraStarsDwayne JohnsonAldis HodgePierce BrosnanNearly 5,000 years after he was bestowed with the almighty powers of the Egyptian gods--and imprisoned just as quickly--Black Adam is freed from his earthly tomb, ready to unleash his unique form of justice on the modern world.I didn't know why this film didn't do as well as I expected, It was delayed multiple times due to the pandemic but the action is fun, the story is mindless diversion and the scenery was unputdownable and informal, but the problem was it had other superhero who ripped off better Marvel films, oh well...
- DirectorMichael BayStarsJake GyllenhaalYahya Abdul-Mateen IIEiza GonzálezTwo robbers steal an ambulance after their heist goes awry.At first I wasn't thinking that Ambulance was going to be any good because it was a Michael Bay directed film, but then it played on Foxtell so I decided to give it a shot thinking maybe it's gonna be good, and what'd y'know I really enjoyed it, the action was epic and the actors did well, It's a solid film overall.
- DirectorPeter FlinthStarsNikolaj Coster-WaldauJoe ColeHeida ReedIn 1909, two explorers fight to survive after they're left behind while on a Denmark expedition in ice-covered Greenland.Against the Ice had more good things than bad, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau has this serious character feeling I reckon was quite swell, I don't remember the time of the year that I saw it but I know it was solid.
|Available Now On Netflix| - DirectorJoe RussoAnthony RussoStarsRyan GoslingChris EvansAna de ArmasWhen the CIA's most skilled operative, whose true identity is known to none, accidentally uncovers dark agency secrets, a psychopathic former colleague puts a bounty on his head, setting off a global manhunt by international assassins.The Gray Man was popular on everybody's favorite streaming service and does have the fun enjoyment when I discovered this film, Ryan Gosling and Chris Evans (Hero n' Villan) are absolutely the best part of the movie.
|Available Now On Netflix| - DirectorFelicity MorrisStarsSimon LevievCecilie FjellhøyKristoffer KumarPosing as a wealthy, jet-setting diamond mogul, he wooed women online, then conned them out of millions of dollars. Now some victims plan for payback.I forgot how dark The Tinder Swindler was when I watched this on Demand, It was one the documentary films of the year, and has a pin of interest with the real story between two couples who were Cecilie Fjellhøy and Simon Leviv, I recommend you take a look at this if you'd never seen a documentary film in your life.
|Available Now On Netflix| - DirectorAnna FoersterStarsAllison JanneyJurnee SmollettLogan Marshall-GreenA storm rages. A young girl is kidnapped. Her mother teams up with the mysterious woman next door to pursue the kidnapper, a journey that tests their limits and exposes shocking secrets from their pasts.I found Lou to be a pretty good thriller, features a young girl getting kidnapped by her father (?), I was heavily inspired by that.
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